i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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