maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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