They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Rumble strips road head = magical
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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