I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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