I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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