Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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