I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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