If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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