i think my tv is drunk
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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