i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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