I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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