have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional