I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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