I wannas sexs uuuuu
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?