I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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