maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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