but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
