I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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