I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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