Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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