When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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