I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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