Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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