go do what you do best...puke behind churches
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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