How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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