he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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