can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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