My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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