Pregnant stripper...not hot.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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