and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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