So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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