my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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