Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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