You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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