is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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