well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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