her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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