Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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