i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
where are my eyebrows?
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