Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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