Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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