3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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