So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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