just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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