white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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