never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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