Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize