yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.