Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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