It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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