ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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