So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get me chipped asap
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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