How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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