she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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