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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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