Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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